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Friday, November 20, 2009
Bean Contest ATC07 skit scriptCharacters: -Mr Bean Bo/ bimbo(employer) me! -Jelly Bean(timid.legs go jelly at everything) -Red Bean(hot temper) -Black Bean(sulky) -French Bean(speaks French.language barrier) -Long Bean(tardy. Takes very long to do one simple thing) daphne! -Soya Bean(cannot speak fluently) peishan! -Kidney Bean(visits toilet too much.scared kidney malfunction) crystabelle -Cocoa Bean(bitter about everything) -Green Bean(gets cold too easily.health problems) -Bean Bean(the WINNER) nicholette? i cant remember what bean zhenling was haha. Mr Bean: Oh good day everybody! How are you? Oh! I’m sure you’re fine! I’ve been busy trying to recruit a new worker. There are 9 Beans coming for the inter view(Beans stroll in in a line) oh there they are! (talk in bimbotic way) Beans: good day to you, Mr Bean! Mr Bean:oh!what polite Beans! Well,I’ll be looking out for your character traits and see if you’re suitable for this job then! Well, please introduce yourself!(referring to green Bean) Green Bean: I am the AHCHOO! Green bean.sniffsniff…sorry.i get colds easily. Mr Bean: well,I see…my mother’s always told me that lu4 dou4 tang1 is very liang2.oh,how wise are her words! (to the audience: oh,I’d better not hire her! She’d be asking for medical leave all the time!) Mr Bean: now that I am aware of your condition, I suggest you rest well at home instead of coming out to work. Green Bean: AHCHOO!!ok then… (Green Bean leaves the scene) Mr Bean: now how about you?(red Bean) Red Bean: WELL IF IT WASN’T FOR THE MONEY!I’D NEVER WORK IN THIS DUMP!WHAT KIND OF A PIG DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?HUH?!ASKING ME TO WORK IN A STINKING DUMP?ARE YOU MAD?DO I LOOK LIKE I EVEN BELONG HERE?!HUH?!YOU DON’T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR ABCs!ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE THE BOSS HERE?EVEN MY GRANDMOTHER CAN BOSS BETTER THAN YOU DO! (leaves in a huff) Mr Bean: well, well! I’d never have wanted such a hot tempered worker! He’d scare away all my customers!leave then!leave!(sighs) Well, what do you say to working here? Jelly Bean: i…i…is it my turn already?oh…oh dear…I’m so…nervous…ohoh….i’m going to have have a breakdown soon!…oh no…oh no…my legs are turning jelly…i..i… Mr Bean: oh dear!such a timid soul! Jelly Bean: oh no!you’re never going to hire me!…you…you…think I’m timid…ohoh…*faints* Mr Bean: oh dear.(turns to French bean).if I’m not wrong,you’re the French Bean? French Bean: *speaks a chain of French stuff* Mr Bean: I see a form of communication barrier…oh my.i think you should brush up on your English. Do you speak English?(turns to kidney bean) Kidney Bean: yes I do…I am the kidney bean. Mr Bean: what do you think of this job? Kidney Bean: I think…I think…I think I have to use the toilet…. (runs off) (runs back) Mr Bean: back from the ladies? Kidney bean..yes.the next toilet break is scheduled to be 5 seconds later.you see, I have to relieve myself often so as to keep my kidney healthy. Mr Bean: if that is so, then I cannot hire you, for you may not give me the efficiency I need to finish this job… Kidney Bean: oh then…may I know where your toilet is? Mr Bean points and Kidney Bean runs off Mr Bean: what do you think? Long Bean: he…llo….i…am….theeee….looooonnngg…beeeeaannn,….. Mr Bean: I see. Everything about you seems to be long.even your speech! Long Bean: yesssss….thattt…is….sssooo…. Mr Bean: then you would take too long to do what I ask of you.i am sorry but I cannot use you as a worker. Long Bean: oookk…..soooo looonnngg tooo youuu… Mr Bean: yes,so long! Now…who are you two? Black Bean: I’m the black bean. Cocoa Bean: I’m the cocoa bean.the black bean always sulks.you should hire me. The whole world should hire me.demand for me.i cant stand why everything turns out so unlucky for me.i don’t like it when you Beans say that I’m bitter.i could have been a joyous bean. I could have been a famour bean! Not just a lowly bean searching for a lowly job.. Black Bean: this is such a waste of time.): I could have gone to the movies you know.why did you drag me here, cocoa bean? You’re just being bitter that you weren’t allowed to go to the movies so you had to spoil my fun too.hmnph! *sulks* Mr Bean: they make me feel so unhappy.i wish they would leave… Cocoa Bean: another one!another Bean who asks me to leave!well,I don’t want to stay either! *stomps off dragging black bean with her* Mr bean: are you here for the interview? Soya bean: oh.i was broke..so ya,I needed money…so ya,I came for work. So you’re the boss here ya? So ya, will you hire me so ya can pay me my salary ya? Mr Bean: he cannot speak properly!I feel flustered when he keeps saying so ya, so ya, soya!please leave, soya Bean.you are giving me a headache! Oh no. I have no workers left! BeanBean: there’s still 1 Bean left to go! That’s me! I would like the job please! Mr Bean: well,I’d have to have a little understanding of your background then.. BeanBean:oh…you see, I came from dhs coy girl guides. I’ve bean in guides since very long ago… Mr Bean: then say no more!I have trust in guides! You have the job! BeanBean: oh thankyou so much! All Beans: and from then on, BeanBean worked hard, and donated his salary to the guides headquarters funds. THE END! |
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